Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You may now shotgun with the bride
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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