what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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