I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
