We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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