Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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