Pants 0. Shit 1.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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