whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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