i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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