i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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