My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
