so explain again why im purple
no
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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