i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Everyone says I win the strip club
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
