i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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