I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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