ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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