I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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