it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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