it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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