I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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