Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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