508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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