talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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