why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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