Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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