He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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