i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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