He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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