i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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