There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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