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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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