I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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