On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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