I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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