So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
The adults are the big ones right?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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