i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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