Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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