I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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