I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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