Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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