I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
he shaved USA in his pubs
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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