you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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