You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
this just has baby written all over it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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