are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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