if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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