I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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