38 yer olds are good kisserssss
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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