So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch