And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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