She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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