Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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