If that was your dad, he is hot
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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