I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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