Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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