I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize