i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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