That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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